The Summer I Turned Pretty
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Well, this is something new and exciting.
It turns out hes literally an angel.
What does Conrad do while Susannahs dying of cancer, you ask?
Mostly stomp around and shout, I am the eldest boy!
Jeremiah, much like myself, finds all of this extremely annoying.
And when he sees Conrad half-assing prom with Belly (how could he forget the corsage!
), he becomes downright pissed.
If it had been me, Jere tells us over voice-over, I would have done it right.
I wouldnt have forgotten the corsage.
Id have given her the perfect night.
We know you would, baby boy!
But all of that is in the past.
I mean, Christ, Conrad.
Youre really incapable of retaining the moral high ground for longer than like 30 seconds?
Skye is also the only person who can figure out how to make an apple bong.
By the way, that seduction sequence I mentioned?
I mean, it was incredibly corny, but corniness is what were here to see.
Steven and Taylor are searching for something to use as bedding and wander into the debutante ballroom.
Steven says Taylor would have enjoyed being a deb.
Taylor says she absolutely would not.
This would work on me also, Taylor, so dont feel bad.
Their almost kiss is interrupted by Conrad and Jeremiah, but Im satisfied that the real kiss is forthcoming.
But back to the golf course.
But he doesnt know any of this yet.
Currently, hes just watching her interact with Conrad and sighing.
Skye dares Belly to kiss Jeremiah.
Im choosing to believe Skye was just reading the vibes and trying to do Belly and Jere a solid.
Its always going to be Conrad.
Cant you see how sad and heartbroken he is over you?
Because I sure was.
Emotional Gut Punches
Aunt Julia has already sold the house!
Rendering Conrads master plan to sue their father for control of their trust funds DOA.
My dad always loved Conrad better.
But I had my mom.
She was the only person who ever really saw me.
Jeremiah, secret sad boy.
Flashback Susannah calls Jeremiah my sunshine boy.
Hes everybodys sunshine boy, now, Susannah.
