The Sex Lives of College Girls
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But alas, I am simply a humble recapper, so let me get to it!
There is a risk you take when you put possible sex on hold for months!
Bela and Leighton confess that not only do they have a separate group chat (ouch!
(And Doug, for the record.)
Meanwhile, Whitney is living in Kappa house, having agreed to join last year.
It seems Whitney is the only person on earth who has no idea how sororities work?
Aside from the good shower products, not much about the sorority is speaking to Whitney.
The sorority sisters overhear Whitney yelling and come right to her defense.
She leaves the caboodle on the porch.
Its probably still there if anyone needs!
At the Y2K party, Kimberly and Canaan sneak off to finally do it … but they cant.
First, while making out, Kimberly asks, Hows your mom?
and then remembers they have to restock the toilet wands tomorrow morning.
They both feel weird about it, and moreover, Kimberly just cant sleep with her besties ex.
And, because Kimberly didnt sleep with Canaan, they can.
She will no longer be doing comedy, nor will she be leading with her sexuality.
Bye, Frude, I loved your name!
And of course, we still have to lay the groundwork for Leightons exit.
If you think shes talking to some other girl, youre wrong.
Leighton, if you might believe it, doesnt love this, nor does she react well to it!
But were going with the flow!!
She loves Alicia too, and doesnt want to break up.
They agree to take it day by day.
However, something else is happening for Leighton, which is the reality of Essexs math department.
Leighton takes it in.
Like, MIT, MIT?
Isnt that in Boston?
Lets hope this frantic pace calms down a bit by next week, shall we?
I am certain we will see more of this young man!
Since January 6, we have a no-tolerance policy for strawberry-blonde women running at me.
Sherri Shepherds line readings continue to bolster me with joy.
Kimberlys dad purchased a shirt Donald Glover wore on the red carpet to impress her new boyfriend.
Im proud of you, Bela.
Its hard to look in the mirror, realize you are annoying, and want to change.
Kimberly, always keeping it a bit too real.
Aint that just like a statue.
Who will comfort them when they are homesick?
Or spray Narcan in their tiny young nostrils?
Frude loves his job so much.
