The Sex Lives of College Girls
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Discovery synergy has reached new heights.
College, am I right?
What are they going to do, go to boring old house parties?
Have regular monogamous sex with someone they intended to be a casual hookup?
(Okay, the last thing was just about Bela and Eric.
Theyre not exclusive … at least, not as long as Bela has other places to be.)
Their first solution is to host their own party … which nobody comes to.
Even the RA doesnt bust them for having alcohol because he feels sorry for them.
This is not shaping up to be a good semester for Whitney.
Without soccer, shes spiraling pretty quickly.
It doesnt hurt that Kimberly is also obsessed with her.
Bela proposes quite possibly the most genius solution Ive ever heard.
She quickly changes Whitneys profile pic and username to a made-up brand and puts her account on private.
Now it looks like a random brand was creeping on her page, not the girlfriend of Zoes co-worker.
But, guess what?
She even mentions what she overheard him say about her in the previous episode and he apologizes!
Most adult TV characters arent this mature.
Kimberly, meanwhile, is still on a quest to raise money for tuition.
These two know how to lay on the guilt without even trying.
Kimberly then gets an idea to ask a professor to co-sign her loan.
This professor likes her, is taking in students, and hosts dinner parties at her house.
But then her professors husband Craig (David Wain) hits on her, like, blatantly.
All of a sudden, she notices girls noticing her in person!
Not on an app!
Things are looking up.
Who knows where fantasies come from, Bela says, Seth Meyers poster visible in the background.
She even starts dressing like Jada Pinkett Smith inMagic Mike XXLto MC.
The guys are apparently naturally good at choreography and lap dancing and put on a show.
Also they raised 11thousanddollars.
Looks like the girls are heading back to frat parties!
Kimberly didnothingwrong, obviously, but its still awkward and shes back to square one.
Anyone else notice how, so far this season, Leighton is mostly tagging along?
She bopped into Kimberlys story line in the last episode and Belas in this one.
Time for her to have a protagonist moment, like!
Whitneys teammate Willow saying that she would die for Shiv Roy.
ShamelessSuccessionplug, but … Ill allow it.
In a blink-and-you-miss-it moment, Bela calls Leonardo DiCaprio Climate Daddy.
Shes on notice for that one.
Im definitely looking forward to Lilas comedy career on this show.
Her overpronunciation of Malala sent me.
The specificity of the supporting characters on this show is really, really good.
