The Sex Lives of College Girls
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Its Parents Weekend at Essex!
Bela shocked the hell out of me by actually doing work for her psych class!
Our girl is taking a class and doing the work for it?
This new leaf is really turned over!
She hands out little clickers to the roommates, instructing them to click when they think about sex.
And shes trying to avoid any scenario where Arvind might meet her parents.
Shes got a point: Arvind was literally made in a lab for parents to be obsessed with.
In other news, Kimberly has been ignoring Eli.
Still, she cant quite make herself break up with him.
Plus, she is hyperfocused on her ethics professor, TIG NOTARO, who is perfectly deployed here.
I am sure no one is surprised to hear Kacey describe her mom as her best friend, right?
My fingers were crossed for guest-star greatness in this role, and the TV gods heard me!
Who is ever mad to see Missi Pyle?
(If you are, stop reading this and get some taste!)
Honestly, everyones parents are dialed up to 11 during the meal.
They step outside to discuss, agree to stay friends, and then … Eli returns to dinner?
Its such a wild choice that the foursome has to text about it under the table.
The man really wanted his free dinner!
Whitney sides with her dad, saying that, mathematically, everyone cant need therapy.
Girl, you doth protest a bit too much!
And the receptionist at Mental Health Services knows it!
Hmm, how will she take on this advice, I wonder?
Perhaps by asking Isaiah on a real date!
Her parents are clapping in the background; its cute!
Bravery comes in so many forms, doesnt it?
Office Hours
I loved all the conferences the girls had in the bathroom during dinner!
Pretty shows up pretty late, but beauty makes an entrance.
Okay, well, THANK YOU for that gem.
Bela pretending that they call Calvin Big C somehow made me laugh more than anything else.
Perhaps because it would also be a great nickname for me?
He better not have a sister with GERD.
I like that Kacey is still being kind of a bitch?
Change takes time, and she just got here!
