The Sex Lives of College Girls
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The girls at Essex are on my dang nerves.
It was a period of much discovery but not much plot development.
Its one of the most challenging classes on campus, with a failure rate through the roof.
Belas taking it, sure, but only to appease her parents, and she barely pays attention.
Even Whitneys mom says she shouldnt take onthatmuch!
It may not be a win for her GPA, but its a win for Whitney.
Also, as her Senator mother reminded her, Whitneys gradesdo not matter.
She can nepo baby her way into a job if she has to after graduation.
Shes in a better position than most to challenge herself.
She could earn $80,000, but it requires surgery and is a potentially big life decision.
Will Kimberly go through with selling her eggs to stay in school?
Even if egg donation works out, she will have to tell them eventually.
This is such a big burden for a first-year college student to take on!
Im braced for something going wrong and for Kimberly to get hurt.
You know, like the teachable moment that is Leightons doozy of a storyline.
Shes hooking up or talking to upwards of 30 girls on campus.
Shes trying things out!
Shes embracing her slut era!
Three different girls show up at Leightons dorm and start fighting.
But Leighton is probably bad at communicating her intentions and needs as well.
She is, after all, fairly new to dating women without a protective shroud of secrecy.
Then Leighton learns that one of the girls gave her chlamydia.
Sure, these consequences arent fun, but the stakes arent that high.
Bela, last but not least, learns that short guys are good at sex too.
Thats pretty much her whole deal.
She also decides to turn her revelation into an article for her website.
Everyone wants to be complimented on their sexual prowess in an online comedy magazine, right?
Theres no punchline to this arc or anything.
So what was the point?
Its just kind of like … what Belas up to.
Electives
You got a 62?
What is with the way Jackson casually mentions the tornado that destroyed his school?
Is something up with him?
Is he a narc?
Biochem Andrew was rude and probably sexist, and Im worried about his dynamic with Whitney down the line.
Sure, shes with Canaan right now … but my shipping radar is always pinging.
I really hope this isnt where this is going.
What can I say?
Enemies to lovers are great and all, but I have a firm anti-negging stance.
I love that Leighton is doing fit vids.
I, too, got sucked into BamaTok last fall.
like, like, let Bela end up going to the Phoebe Bridgers concert with Leightons ex.
