The Sex Lives of College Girls
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This episode feels like a damn breath of fresh air.
Lets get into it, shall we?
I suppose its important to note that this episode also starts quite literally with some banging.
Kimberly and Eli are still going strong Kimberly is getting railed so well that shes experiencing orgasm aftershocks.
Some girls have all the luck!
Rock guarding does seem like a hellish job, but someone special brings a glint to our Belas eye.
That person is, of course, the school mascot, Franklin the Fox.
And BOY, does she!
Like, to a level that might unlock some furry fantasies for unsuspecting viewers.
Unfortunately, the only person who is not moved by this extremely erotic experience is Bela.
Even the ru-veal of Franklin the Foxs face (blandly handsome in a forgettable way) cant stop her.
The heart wants what it wants!
And even though she sent and unsent that risky DM, the gods are smiling on Bela at last.
Perhaps I am simply transferring my own feelings about Arvind to Bela; crazier things have happened!
Have you also been wondering which classic college trope they were going to drop Whitney into?
This shall be our mental-health story line for the season.
Hello, I see you all, and yes, my hand is raised as well.
I am just a little resentful that the person who opened this discussion with Whitney is Isaiah.
It turns out you cannot replace sleeping hours with working and taking chocolate-covered espresso beans like pills.
Even when she tries to get a good nights sleep, she cant turn her brain off.
Shes nervous about … everything, from her family to friends to where all our trash goes.
The receptionist watches her leave with a knowing look there is more to come here.
Remember Kacey, the new roommate?
She is coming out of her cage and she is indeed doing just fine!
Well, shes still a bitch, so its not like shes got a whole new personality or anything.
Kacey has decided her post-breakup glow-up will be going out for the fall musical.
One can only hope!
But everyone who overhears her acts like they have heard good singing for the first time.
It made me realize she is played by Gracie Lawrence, who is part of the bandLawrence!
Her professor agrees, by the way, and casts her as Old Woman.
Lets see how that goes!
She LOVES the fact that she can feel the music in her teeth; who wouldnt?
When she mentioned her water tasted bitter, Eli and I made the same face of concerned recognition.
That is molly water, babes, and your night is about to change!
She and Eli get separated on the dance floor, and he disappears, never to be seen again.
Apologies to the rave community, but look inside your hearts; I know you agree!
I trailblazed for this?
from Sandra Day OConnor.
It smells like ass and titties, MOVE.
Whew, I know thats right!
Which is why I am also deleting this photo of me from 2017 captioned Me gusta Cinco de Mayo.
Like, what were you thinking, younger Kimberly?
That is not your holiday to gusta!
Kimberly: Have you ever seen him without his costume?
Bela: Do we ever really see anyone outside of their costume?
Oh, Im not mad.
Im piss-appointed, which is worse than disappointed.
Roar is kind of a strange audition song, no?
For a person who was 16 when it came out?
Its sorta supposed to feel like a single four-hour song.
God, raves are tiring!
