The Sex Lives of College Girls
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What is happening at Essex?
What is going on here?
We have no math department, but we have a fancy constitutional law professor?
Does Essex even have a law school?
How can Bela be an FAF with a 1.7 GPA?
Kimberly finally asks the question I have been dying to ask: What musical is it?
An original one, combining the best songs from all of musical theater.
I am dying to know how that comes together, frankly.
My fun is interrupted by Taylor, who is hanging out in their suite, much to everyones irritation.
This back and forth with Taylor is really getting boring to me!
Arent there other students who need Belas support as FAF?
hey, I am begging.
Its also Halloween, the time when college campuses abandon all sense of decorum or sense.
Also glad that Jocelyn is asking the real questions: can she have her titties out in her costume?
He and Whitney are going to try being friends!
What is it doing there?
How is the set done and on stage?
Isnt this the FIRST rehearsal?
Is this an original musical about bread?
Featuring songs from every other musical?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
If they dont answer this over the course of the season, I will be furious!
I should have just run too, everyone was really worried!
Chest pains are too serious to fake!
Since Taylor is still haunting their room, Bela grabs lunch with Arvind to talk about couples costumes.
He would of course be Hot Shrek if he could, but he volunteered for FAF duty.
Girl, wake up, I beg you!
This event is, well, a harrowing portrait of some kinds of queer dating.
Taylor is forced to hear about past lives and four-person polycules, and finally, she cracks.
Is anyone cool here?
And why does literally everybody have a tattoo of the moon?
The answer to the first question is, thrillingly, yes!
Ash (the charming Ruby Cruz) has been waiting all night to get to Taylor.
(The answer to the second question is because the moon is a lesbian, duh.)
There is chemistry here, folks, and Bela smugly considers her work done.
Back at Essex Law, Kimberly is trying to take Professor Tigs advice to heart.
It isrough, and it goes on for so long, and eventually, Steve flees, crying.
Professor Tig informs her that she went from runt to cunt.
Can professors say cunt to students?
No, but Professor Tig got caught up in the rhyme.
However, Kimberly is so bummed she cant even have fun at the KJ Halloween party.
Is her Bernie Sanders at the 2020 Inauguration costume helping her have a good time?
Probably no, as she is wearing mittens and a parka.
Hate to side with Kacey, but maybe looking cuter would perk up her spirits!
She refuses (sigh), so the roommates move to a classic pep talk.
She is Kimberly Finkle!
She doesnt have to be a runt or a cunt, she just has to be herself!
Bela is technically right, but god, she needs to work on her delivery!
Shes gotta come back!
As I predicted, the Whitney/Isaiah/Canaan love triangle is heating up!
I know Willow is queer and being friends with your ex is literally the backbone of our community!
The shot option means a longer recovery, but shell still be able to play this season.
Her coach doesnt exactly pressure her to pick the shot option, but he doesnt NOT pressure her.
This … wont end well, will it?
I think being lonely adds a lot to my sapphic yarn art.
Oh, Ginger, I know it does!
Obsessed with Rebecca Wisocky as Professor Dorfmann, she perfectly nailed the specific director notes, like this one.
NO matter how simple the line, you must approach it with honesty, detail, and work.
Think about what kind of bread it is!
