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To a flurry of indignant commenters, it was mostly just outrageous.

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Or: Maneskin sucks, but have you not heard Idles, Scowl, Fontaines D.C.?

At this point, the rock-is-dead conversation has become an internet ouroboros, inexhaustible and broadly unwinnable.

Whats new is retro; whats old is, for the most part, well-commodified nostalgia.

Thats generally how rent works.)

Its both a canny callback and a vaguely depressing summation: Remember these guys?

Of course you do; they invented all this, more or less.

And when youre an octogenarian, your futureis, barring some bio-hacked miracle, mostly in the rearview.

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