The Righteous Gemstones
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The question is whether the younger generation can keep the money hose on.
(They have that in common with the Roys, too.)
(Jesse retorts, What if were not Leno?
What if were just Conan?)
At least Jesse seems to have his focus directed at turning things around.
His siblings are off on their own projects.
(The smoke was green from some of the butt plugs, complains Keefe.)
Like any floundering politicians, though, the Gemstones have to turn to their big donors first.
), but laments it hasnt been the same since Eli left.
He stands a much better chance at being the next Jerry Falwell than the next Mario Andretti.
Kelvins smut patrol might be out seizing dildos, but his father is the true velvet hammer.
The pistol gives us power to take life.
The Lord gave us freedom to do as we choose.
Thusly, it is a righteous man who wears the pistol but does no evil.
That third line honoring the Cape and Pistol Society seems less important than the first two.
The true elite get to kill without consequences.
And wear sashes with more pieces of flair than the waitstaff at Chotchkies inOffice Space.
Amazing missionary initiative to bring LASIK eye surgery to Indigenous populations.
Judy on stock-car driving: Real talk yall, I dont get this race-car shit.
Bunch of rednecks, racing around, seeing who can go nowhere the fastest.
Whats going on with Jesse and Ambers son Pontius?
