The Righteous Gemstones
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It would be a mercy for him not to be alive to see it happen.
Thats not the case with Eli Gemstone.
He has retired, and his children have taken over his ministry, with predictably disastrous results.
Its an abduction, you dumbass.
Its the rest of the plan he hasnt thought through.
What he fails to anticipate is that Eli will simply refuse to pay up.
The father-in-law gets shot in the gut for it.
Eli may suffer a painful fate of a different sort.
Any fallout from Eli refusing to pay the ransom is tabled for now, however.
This longer-than-usual episode is about the hilariously chaotic mess of setting the Gemstone kids free.
His idea this time?
And when that door opens and the little one walks in, Im gonna slay.
Cut his fucking face off and wear it as a mask.
How the hell does he know how to drive that thing?
Judy asks Jesse as Gideon roars around in the Redeemer.
Cause hes my fucking son!
replies Jesse, proudly.
You know I love a sibs-free hang sesh, he says.
Judy, unafraid of her captors, who complain about their life of poverty: Shut up Chuck.
Ditto Valyn Halls Tiffany and her voodoo dolls.
