The Righteous Gemstones
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The Gemstones believe in endless second chances.
They forgive themselves for the sins they constantly commit.
And hell be damned if Santa gets the credit for it.
In the quickest possible heart-to-heart with Harmon, Baby Billy emphasizes that hell always be his sons daddy.
His wanderlust doesnt mute his narcissistic impulse to stake his claim wherever he goes.
Though Baby Billys walkouts bookend the episode, Elis miserable fatherhood is front and center.
They underestimate him at their peril.
(Bing will forever be a punchline of a search engine.
Sorry, Microsoft.)
Theres nothing in this world Id rather do than discuss pool shapes with you, he says through tears.
(Jesse gives him an incredulous Hey, what did I do?
look as if he hadnt just screamed at his dad minutes earlier for not supporting the timeshare.)
These rotten apples of his havent fallen far from the tree.
You wouldnt expect to look at shit if this was a circumcision.
Youd be like, This is important.
This is about God.
Nothing that the Maniac Kid cant handle.
Baby Billy probably sold some downloads of his new LP,Lightning Round.
Judy has found her audience.
She may be a toilet baby, but shes still too good for him.
Stay tuned …
