The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip
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Im slightly conflicted about this new season ofUltimate Girls Trip.
This usually leads to some revelation about who these women are.
For example, take Kenya Moore in the first season of the show.
Yeah, she cussed out Ramona, but wouldnt you?
I feel like thats not happening on this edition of the show.
Well, except for Marysol.
Theyre the same drama.
This was filmed after their respective seasons had wrapped but before the reunions were filmed.
Weve now watched the seasonsandthe reunion, so were far in the future concerning these same fights.
As for new fights and new alliances, I am here for it.
Who thought that, of all people, Leah and Candiace would be fast friends?
Porsha and Gizelle make way more sense, but these two are quite the tag team.
I would invite them on my trip.
The word no does not exist in this villa, and these women are testing the limits of yes.
As soon as Heather arrives, they want to grill her about Jen Shah.
Ugh, more old drama.
Of course, its Gizelle asking all the questions.
On every Housewives trip, there needs to be a good balance between fun and drama.
So far, this trip has been too heavy on drama and not enough on the fun.
(Also, like Milli Vanilli,I blame it on the rain.)
Speaking of all the Gizelle mess so far, the skirmish between Heather and Leah is weird.
When she first arrives, Heather tells Leah she is proud of her sobriety and wants to help her.
Then, sitting with Gizelle and Porsha, she says, Lets get Leah drunk.
Gizelle then rats her out, and Leah gets offended, especially because Heather already said the first thing.
That Whitney had this whole pattern of behavior absolutely clocked is fascinating.
I will say, of all the women, the only one I see with new eyes is Heather.
I hear where Whitneys going with this; Heathers need to kindly and be liked can be extreme.
Really, Heather is so afraid of offending people that she wont come out against dudes with small dicks?
Who is going to fight her on this?
What man is going to say, I have a micropenis, and Im offended.
Not even me, the president and founder of the Real Housewives and Micropenis Institute.
They can finally talk about the show.
I also liked hearing how Candiace and Chris are at the worst point of their marriage.
The thing I didnt enjoy the most was that boat trip.
As Porsha and the editors point out, a group of Housewives should never go on a boat.
Its sort of like having Take Your Daughter to Work day at the Weinstein Company.
Everyone is in danger.
I do not need this level of tension.
I want light drama only, thank you.
I want behind-the-scenes secrets; I want fun kikis; I want tea to be spilled.
Give us something fresh, like Porsha versus Candiace.
That I am a million percent here for.
