The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip
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Pepsi, for one, has had enough with the whole group.
Also, I hate myself for giggling when Gizelle says, Pepsi cant handle us.
We need a Coke or a Sprite.
Oh, just wait until she meets Pepsis wife, Mountain Dew.
(Shout-out to Heather in this episode for making her very ownMean Girlsjoke.)
If you put eight people together in a room, there is no way youll like all of them.
And then Leah goes, Porsha, bye.
And then Porsha goes, Leah, bye.
What really pisses me off, though, is Porshas confessional relitigating the moment.
She says that Leah was trying to get her Housewives energy going back and forth.
Um, no, she didnt.
It was Porsha with her Leah, bye that made it full of Housewives energy.
Still, thanks for saying it.
She even reused her joke from the bus about wanting to Teresa Giudice the table when Gizelle said that.
The rest of the episode is bland.
Leah gets up from breakfast and runs into her room, dry-heaving the whole way.
I guess you could say that Leah is so thirsty it made her sick.
(Thank you, thank you.
Ill be here all week or until Pepsi kicks me out.)
Is that what Porsha is doing?
After the temple, they all get fortunes, which are pretty nice.
Pepsi translates and tells Marysol that her business will be good and her family will be happy.
He tells Heather that she is blessed to have children.
Well, two people got bad fortunes: Porsha and Gizelle.
He tells Gizelle that she will find a man who is always broke.
I want to know more about what this means.
Is she going to piss off the group by saying something insensitive?
Is she going to have lesbian feelings and not want to act on them?
I have so many questions.
Actually, I have never once seen a penis and said no.
Maybe Im a slut I dont know.
Heather is the opposite: Shes scared of a big one.
Once theyre in you, they dont all feel the same but, you know, mostly the same.
Just look at the guys theyre connected to.
I dont know what your best life looks like, but mine resembles Whitneys.
