The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip
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Good morning, class.
Im Molly Fitzpatrick, visiting adjunct teaching assistant at the Real Housewives Institute.
And before you ask, yes, this will all be on your final.
Next slide, c’mon.
Sonja Tremont Morganhas a stye.
At least, thats according to East 63rd Streets premiere amateur optometrist, Sonja Tremont Morgan.
Come to think of it, I am not convinced Sonja has ever deliberately removed her makeup.
On her face are geological strata that tell a rich history.
Surely Kelly is being paid for getting these brands airtime?
And yet she insists she is receiving no compensation whatsoever.
If thats really true, then hey, Kelly, heres a free idea: Maybe you should be?
Why prioritize someone else?
Sonja bangs her chopsticks together, repeatedly yells cut, and starts crying, as one does.
The other women hug and comfort her.
Sonja Tremont Morgan is always an emotional roller coaster.
But when the original trip comes up, Kelly doesnt say much.
Our gal Friday Sonja does her journalistic duty and keeps prodding but whattriggeredher?
It is not close.
Speaking of food poisoning!
symptoms are the ultimate all-purpose excuse.
No one ever wants more details.)
You look so beautiful!
Can I have a picture?!
Can you get me in here?!
Then they play a game.
Each woman has a question she must answer hidden under her plate.
Luann asks her what her own reaction was when she watched it.
That does sound annoying, doesnt it?
Dorindas question: Who has changed the most?
Her kids are older now, and shes gone through things.
Sonja helpfully pipes up to clarify: Her husband was on Dolly Madison!
I nearly spit a mouthful of Black Cherry Vanilla Wegmans seltzer onto my keyboard.
(Waitll you see the kind of shit theyre getting up to over on Mamie Eisenhower.)
Other reality-TV casualties included Snookis husband, Jionni, and very cool, very normal guy Josh Duggar.
Surprisingly, the moment brings Dorinda and Kristen closer together.
D reassures her that all marriages go through shit, and hey, she didnt get divorced!
The ten lords-a-leaping appear after dinner.
They are all local hospital workers and young.
Very, very young.
Its like the cast has collectively become responsible for the ambiguously accented student body of a local preschool.
She appreciates the gesture, but alas, hes not the same.
No river octopus for her tonight.
