The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Since we last saw them, Jen Shahwent to prison, leaving just four returning housewives standing.
I cannot believe its her … how could she do this to us?
ItsSundance season, which means Lisa Barlow, the self-proclaimed Queen of Sundance, is as busy as ever.
That sentiment still stands, with Jack deciding to instead go on a Mormon mission trip.
All of this has an emotional Lisa questioning her parenting.
Speaking ofBad Mormon, the memoir made the New York Times bestsellers list.
But its Meredith, so of course, this is real rage!
You dont go after my marriage.
I mean, the only thing she left out was my children!
she says, deadly serious incredible television.
Thats how much I need to be caught up.
Robert Jr. has a girlfriend.
But everyones telling me its his wife.
So were gonna have to figure that one out.
[PRODUCER: You havent asked him?]
I havent had a chance.
I dont do spicy.
Whenever I do spicy, it comes out the other end spicy.
To paraphrase Justin Timberlake inThe Social data pipe, Drop the K. Just Angie, its cleaner.
Its like when Shannen Doherty was replaced with Rose McGowan onCharmed.
Normally, when a Housewife shares hearsay we confront its source.
But without a collect call, Jen doesnt get a chance to push back on Monicas claims.
There are no checks and balances for her to answer to.
The best response to Marys return is Lisas.
Lisa, youre the biggest idiot.
Youre a black widow.
You are the biggest liar in Utah.
Youll kill people with your nasty tequila.
You remind me of a witch.
Youre a horrible human being.
Mary, meanwhile, says she feels good about seeing Lisa and loves her coat.
She also wastes no time once again reveling in Jens arrest, asking Heather how shes been handling it.
Now that Jens gone, she feels a weight has been lifted.
Do they get Bravo at the Bryan Federal Prison?
If so, theres going to be hell to pay in five years.
I have never said that you did ketamine.
You could probably eat a dinner off of your bathtub.
Which, given how long its taken Meredith to extend an olive branch to Lisa, is probably correct.
