The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Those words, spoken by Monica Garcia, a.k.a.
Archangel Michael, yo protect us, Whitney says.
Imagine being Archangel Michael and getting this assignment.
If Gods hand can be seen in anything, its this season ofRHOSLC.
Andy notes its the first time the women have all been together since we saw them in Bermuda.
But luckily we had Jen 2.0 arriving just in time to continue her legacy.
Do you wanna be Lisa?
Andy asks her as the segment ends.
No, she assures us.
This of course leads to her frustration over Lisa losing her $60,000 ring.
The one point shes willing to walk back in this relitigation is calling Lisa part of the one percent.
Monica, much like Erika Jayne, is a showman.
Had she actually stolen the ring, we all know she would have worn it to the reunion.
Instead, the tame message read, You guys need a feisty excommunicated Latina on the show immediately!!
Monica, it pains me to say, has lost any semblance of credibility with this one-two punch.
It seems good, sure, but is it the truth?
Or is it another casting-email situation?
This season especially, Whitney is coming into conflict with feelings rather than facts.
Since Lisa is coming with facts, Whitneys argument crumbles very quickly.
All right, back to Monica.
Essentially, she was buying everything Monica was selling and, in hindsight, regrets it.
Shes playing the hits!
That was a compliment, Angie says.
Plus, all of the other dramas feel lighter in comparison.
Having a common enemy in Monica might make for the most productiveHousewivesreunion yet … for everybody except Monica.
But fear not; she has an ally on the way.
After all, before the reunion, Mary encouraged everybody to pray for Monica.
And who knows, maybe Marys power of prayer will work.
