The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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The second part of theRHOSLCreunion begins as all reunion episodes should: mid-scream.
Get your dessert guacamole ready and settle in.
And it came true.
Do you think your mom was auditioning to be a Housewife a little bit?
Its Bravos very own production ofGypsy, starring Linda as Mama Rose.Here she is, boys!
Here she is, world!
Curtain up, light the lights!
Lisa apologizes for taking Lindas side so early without knowing the full story.
But this kumbaya moment is short-lived.
Wait, maybe Godshouldhave made her a Real Housewife after all?
So apparently countersuits dont count.
But which Monica is suing Heather?
In his defense, hes been working out really hard, Lisa says.
Heather and Angie humbly say yes, agreeing that she brought something to the show.
Angie, this is your first year; why are you even answering?
Mary snaps before someone explains to her that Angie was being nice.
Whats worse, Dr. Seuss chairs or telling someone they look inbred?
I think my house comments worse, Mary says.
Sociologists should study this woman, but until then, its up to us.
To her credit, she has no issue saying anything she has to say to their faces.
While Whitney agrees, Lisa, the only practicing Mormon on stage, adamantly rebukes.
Throwing Lisa a bone, Heather clarifies that todays Mormon Church is making efforts to right those wrongs.
Ultimately, Mary clarifies that Whitney has never personally done or said anything to her to elicit that feeling.
Would you care if that account called you a dumb bitch?
How much more investigating could there be to do?
But next week, Andy assures us, theyll be doing just that.
