The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Real Housewivesreunions always save the best for last.
Are you Reality Von Tease?
We were trying to expose how abusive she was to you, Monica explains.
This is like hundreds of tags, he says, scrolling through their DMs.
Its full of receipts, she says, handing off the freeMean Girlspromo to Andy, who flips through.
Do not trust her!
She is a fugly slut, quoting the movie.
I think both can be true, Monica admits.
So why didnt she come clean about the account before she got caught?
But first, lets talk about Snoop Dogg.
Well, Lisa explains that Monica knew about it because she overheard it on Jens security cameras.
She also denies Lisas claim that she stalked Jen.
We got our binoculars, bitch!
she exclaims in one.
Im in disguise driving by Jens house, she says in another.
It is so deeply funny to deny stalking after taking videos of yourself talking about how youre stalking.
Andy then asks the rest of the women why they care and how this affects them.
Even though Jen was the villain here, the saga demonstrated what Monica could do.
Plus, Heather adds, it has ruined their experience as Housewives.
We wouldnt have cast you, he tells her.
She says that when Jen came to her room, she asked, Did I give that to you?
Heather told her not to worry and that shed cover for her.
But when it comes to punishment, I think Heather should be sentenced to time served.
That seems like punishment enough, but it also demonstrates the chokehold Jen had over her.
The person who would eat that shit then is not gonna do it now, she says.
All of the other women similarly support Heather and understand why she kept quiet for so long.
Thats great, but Heather is going to have to enter witness protection when Jens eventually released.
Andy calls her message powerful and says theres nothing else to say about it.
Translation: hes sick and tired of hearing about Jen Shah.
Its a great question that flirts with the idea of peace, but the women dont take the bait.
They still cant trust her.
Basically, her messaging needs work.
As Salt Lake Citys very own Icarus, Monica Garcia flew too close to the sun.
Her presence facilitated one of the greatestReal Housewivesseasons of all time, but is that presence sustainable?
But either way, the show will go on.
Theyve survived losing an inflammatory grifter before and can do it again if they have to.
