The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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First of all, if this tanning salon has security-camera footage, I would like to see it.
Second, this might be the most succinct descriptor Ive ever heard for what makes a good Housewife.
It looks as if the girl fromThe Ringwore false lashes.
But this, she says, is worth taking all of her makeup off for.
Shes loyal to principle, not person!
Her latest target is Angie, according to what Meredith and her serious eye told Whitney at the airport.
And the C is not forcookies.
What flavor were they?
Did they all saycunton them?
Or was it four cookies, one for each letter?
Was it spelled in frosting or chocolate chips?
Were they at least delicious?
I do go on private jets, but never with Snoop Dogg.
Well have to submit that as a reunion question.
Somehow, Whitney ends up in the middle of this fight, and I mean that literally.
Trapped between them in a booth, shes forced to try and play mediator and shockingly has some success.
They hug and Lisa tells her to go get a crepe.
Crepe in hand, Monica sits down next to Mary, who asks her, Do you eat vegetables?
But we knew this was coming the second we discovered hes a hairdresser.
Its as certain as death and taxes and just as problematic.
After all, this is the woman who famously wore a shirt that said, LGBTQ rights?
Im engaging, effectively ending homophobia nationwide.
We can practically pinpoint the exact moment she realizes her spot on the show is secure.
Hey, Meredith, do you have a second?
she says before the screen goes black.
