The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Lisa is shocked to be in the hot seat since Monica was the one who started the altercation.
The ocular doesnt match the words, she says, whipping out a gorgeous turn of phrase.
Im sure thats true, but I think Lisa also hates Monica.
But why is Heather here in the first place?
If anything, I aired on the side of caution, she says.
But apparently, Mary didnt like that she came off bougie and poised.
This is when Heather brings up the inbred comment, asking Mary outright if she thinks she looks inbred.
Scientists should be studying Mary M. Cosby.
We need a moratorium on Real Housewives starting podcasts.
That can only mean one thing: Linda is here.
I come bearing gifts, Linda says, referring to the car she stole from her daughter.
I wonder if the same phenomenon is happening with the TV cameras.
Or, perhaps more likely, theyre both just absurd.
Anyway, its time for Heathers book party, and the whole gang is there.
All in all, it was a great start to the event.
Its been a whole year, but this song still isnt available on Spotify?
Shes kind of the Normani of Salt Lake if you think about it.
Let me repeat that, lest you think that was some typo: Lisa Barlow raps.
What I really wanted to do at that moment was hug him.
I wanted to say,I know you because I was you.
And what you hold sacred, I held sacred.
And you could come find me, and Ill still know you, and Ill help you.
Across the party, a far less amicable conversation is happening between Angie and Meredith.
But Im sure well get to that at the reunion, where Angie will certainly be wearing something insane.
