The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Its a major step in their quickly healing relationship, and Lisas thrilled to go with her.
Literally earlier that day she was comparing Monicas birthday balloons to a ball sack!
Finally, a normal game!
And yet somehow Angie doesnt know how to play.
Even though it was Lisas idea, she refuses to fuck anyone besides John Barlow.
I cant fuck anybody else.
I cant even think of fucking anybody else because I love fucking John.
What about a celebrity?
Idris Elba, she says without missing a beat.
Later, Angie goes to Monica to get the full story from the horses mouth.
If anything, their looks are pirate inspired.
Their approach to a costume party is basically Disney-bounding.
Meanwhile, Monica arrives in full Jack Sparrow drag.
Staying on the theme of pirate booty, Monica kicks off the dinner with a question for the group.
Speaking of Whitney, she chimes in with a defeated, We should not play games anymore.
The voice of a nation.
You said before Jen even got arrested, Shes gonna have a RICO case, a racketeering case.
Whats gonna come out about me next?
In the midst of this, Lisa then says, Crossman, can I get some bread?
to their waiter, Cosmin.
She has to keep her energy up.
Despite everybodys heightened emotions, Meredith remains completely calm.
But Lisa insists that theyre all on to her and theyre over it.
And just like that, I need to know everything about Lisa Barlows cybersecurity team.
We must meet them.
We must see them fight cyberattacks against Vida tequila or hack into Diet Cokes mainframe to check supply levels.
Id watch an entire spinoff just about them.
What is Peacock for if not that?
