The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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How did you get a black eye?
As a die-hard Bravo fan herself, doesnt Heather realize how frustrating this is for the audience?
And doesnt she realize how quickly everyone will turn against her for it?
But, alas, another week goes by and she refuses to budge.
HasRian Johnsonconsidered tackling this one for the nextKnives Outmovie?
Girl, I let you drive me.
I put my life in your hands.
Were good, Jen says, referencing the sacred bond of go-karting.
First of all, this is too many degrees of separation.
To quote MoNique, Say their names, and if not, keep it on the playground.
But if the goal was just to make Jen storm out, then mission accomplished.
What happens if they end up with egg on their faces for trusting her innocence?
Simultaneously, Meredith and I both say, Wait, what?
Does Heather know shes on-camera?
Shouldnt her cover-ups and strategizing be happening behind the scenes?
Lets dig into this sentence.
Why would this shut them up isnt this exactly what theyve been begging to hear about?
This is so confusing I find it impossible to believe this isnt some kind of Andy Kaufmanlike performance art.
And even so, she still finds the time to throw Champagne and attend sweatpants-fashion shows.
Im not angry at either of you, but it is a little bit disappointing.2.
Im not mad, but Im disappointed.3.
Im not mad Im moving on but its noted.4.
Im not mad like, these are irritations.5.
Despite all of this, Lisa still showed up to support Merediths family and mental-health awareness.
Or, according to Meredith, she came for optics and to pose for social media.
Also in attendance is Jen and Sharrieff, who brought a prop, which we love.
When Lisa heard this I thought she was going to pass out.
When you break something, its broken.
And its never as strong as it was, she tells Whitney.
That seems to be the theme of the season.
Would Mary M. Cosby have ever left her closet?
The world may never know.
