The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Just like her pioneer ancestors, Heather Gay is blazing a new trail.
And that trail is making all of her friends attend a pioneer-themed luncheon.
Maybe if Fendi started making temple garments … Later, Angie meets up with Whitney to trade notes on their shared marital issues.
The not finding time to connect with my husband story line is a classic onHousewives.
Okay, Juan Dixon!
Thats a flashback waiting to happen.
That feels generous, especially considering that they share a bed with their daughter.
But I certainly dont begrudge Angie for lying about that.
Just look at how theRHONYcast carried on about Jessel and Pavit, and hes not even a hairdresser.
One of my favorite things about Heather is that shes a people-pleaser to her core.
But the one condition Heather gave to Monica was that she has to make up with Lisa.
Monica wants to go to Bermuda, so she agrees.
Maybe just because they wanted to claim the ones that best matched their outfits before everybody else arrived.
Now, the definition of fun here is very interesting.
Because, apparently, fun means churning butter in a jar and making creepy little dolls out of garbage.
Meredith is intent on persevering and continues shaking her jar throughout the other activities.
Once you start something, you have to finish it, she says.
I dont see any butter on the table.
If you ever find yourself in a situation where a Real Housewife suggests playing a game, run.
Heathers game, sticking to her pioneer theme, is called Whos On Your Wagon?
Sounds fun, right?
Just cause youre mouthy and mean to women.
Monica says she doesnt want to go anymore, and Heather earnestly asks, Why?
What did she say that hurt you?
The bottom line is Lisa really wants to go to Bermuda.
So finally, theyre able to announce their trip to a foreign, passport-required location.
While Jens away, the non-criminal women can play!
Shes furious, and we can practically pinpoint the exact moment she turns on Monica.
Its when she almost costs them all their long-awaited trip abroad.
And now Monica does this?
When in doubt, Monica loves to bring up Jen to support whatever point shes trying to make.
Its like a trusty Swiss Army knife in her back pocket: a tool adaptable for any scenario.
Shes dead … like Taylor Swift said.
