The Real Housewives of Potomac

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We have officially made it to episode three and have yet to see any Potomac taglines.

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What is the holdup?

I aint giving yall that, she says in a fetching green confessional look.

Not today, Satan.

Not today, Neck.

Not today, Ankles.

To Chriss additional point, it isGizellewho talks about Chriss brown penis unprompted, to everyones disgust.

Its tragic because aging is going to hit Gizelle hard if thats the main currency she operates in.

While Mia and Gizelle are busy making amends, Robyn and Wendy have an argument over semantics.

On the housing front, both Ashley and Robyn are settling into new digs.

Ashley seems to be hustling a bit backwards.

From that interpretation, Karen believed that Chris owes Gizelle an apology.

Cherry Blossoms:

What does Ray mean when he tells Karen that she can have eye candy?

Is she allowed to hire hot fitness instructors and contractors to remodel the house?

None of that matters if youre not around to appreciate them.

Its a terrible situation.

I do believe she is going through a health thing; I just dont know what.

It is starting to sound more like one cosmetic procedure too many causing weird fatty deposits than anything else.

But hey, I am no ones board-certified doctor, so dont take my word for it.

Gizelle on Karen: She loves me … and I love how she loves me.

Which husband is Karen referring to that hugged her so hard she needed to consult a minister about it?

Im going with Michael Darby.

Men are nothing if not impossibly confident.