The Real Housewives of Potomac
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Cherry blossoms are making their first bloom.
Oh, Wendy Osefo?
Yeah, I know who she is.
I can smell the bullshit.
Now, Ashleys telling me that shes saying Im not a real doctor and that Im Osu?
No need to call me August Wilson or anything, but I think I did all right!
They dont have pictures together; they dont associate.
A connection isnt indicative of anything.
All the girls are worked up about their first real cast meetup.
(Ashleys under-the-sea backyard hoedown did not count).
Dots perspective is the same as it is every season: They should all grow up and move on.
(And Chris needs a job.)
Robyn and Gizelle have their own sit-down before the event, which is a fascinating watch.
Naturally, we have double standards for our close friends; thats just reality.
Did she even believe that when it came out of her mouth?
Have I prayed with you before?
is essentially a dramatic way of asking, Are we close?
or Have I spoken to God with or about you?
(Have I prayed against you?
is the same, but the inverse.)
We dont pray together, so dont invoke our names or speak like you know us.
Nigerians have all sorts of dramatic ways of saying things.
They had fun, and thats what matters!
There was definitely an initial cooling-off period required.
Thankfully, Karen Huger comes to the rescue, whipping the girls into shape like the substitute P.E.
teacher she was secretly destined to be.
The event going so well is what makes the actual decline all the more frustrating.
Wendy is taken aback by Nnekas news when they had initially started by agreeing, I dont know her.
Instead of taking Wendy aside, Nneka continues to press about this cultural conflict in front of the group.
Wendy is fighting against information she doesnt know, so shes flailing, resorting to stunts.
See yall next week!
Cherry Blossoms
Karen and Mia have evolved to European air kisses.
How much longer will we entertain the Robyn and Juan vs. the World thing?
They entered apickleballcourt in all-black battle gear, and literally nobody cared but them.
Its a complex at this point.
If you want to be stuck in misery, congratulations.
Candiace might be sharp, but sometimes, she lacks basic common sense.
Why would Robyn want to be friendly with her at this point after everything shes said on Twitter?
It is not her personal diary; we have all read what she has said about her former friend.
They have to have a sit-down before they can return to pleasantries.
