The Real Housewives of Potomac

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At the top, we have Mia and Jacqueline.

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Is that not bizarre to anyone else?

Up to this point, the conflict makes sense.

However, their fuse continuing to burn in front of the group becomes incomprehensible very quickly.

Did Mia accuse Jacqueline of sleeping with G or plotting on G?

We have a bevy of fireworks with no real clarity.

Meanwhile, the long-awaited Charrisse and Karen standoff commences and is more befuddling than ever.

Still, somehow Gizelle is invested in reconciling a friendship?

Im all for playing a chaotic agent for TV, but at least make the premise believable.

Notice how no one insists that Candiace invite Gizelle to things.

They put welcome bags together for all the girls vibrators for everyone!

They spend the sunset beachside with a shaman, a tried-and-trueHousewivestrope.

At dinner, however, common sense apparently came along for the vacation.

Karen says she texted; Charrisse says she went to her mothers funeral.

Suddenly, theyre both standing and making violent gestures and threats at each other from across the table.

How did we get here?

Right now, we have a lot of chaos and chatter but not much structure.

For me, its not enjoyable to watch.

Hopefully, next week will settle some of this noise.

Damn, Robyn, not even your kids believed it would ever happen.

Also, your wedding can be small or cheap, but it cant be both.

Go to a nice destination and get it over with; theyll do all the setup for you.

Gizelle finally talked about her dating life on television again.

She even mentioned sex!

Quick, make a wish, run some lottery numbers!

The apocalypse is nigh.

Wendy is too smart to let herself be used by the likes of Ashley.

For all the jabs at Karens age, many women are going through health issues this year.