The Real Housewives of Potomac

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This has always been the story behind howReal Housewives of Potomaccame to be.

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Charrisse never wanted to detail her personal life, knowing Eddie wasnt a big fan of the show.

Her marriage fell apart, and she didnt want to play out the particulars on-camera.

As a result, she was effectively written off the show without much of a fight from her end.

Everyone knows this is a fantasy.

The problem, however, is that Karen is checked out of this season.

All in all, it is a shameless attempt to put Charrisse in her place.

Not because Karen put up a good fight but largely because of how shameless they are in their execution.

Just one measly clip from the season wherePotomacwas still obsessed with etiquette as evidence of Charrisses character?

In comparison, the other two conflicts of the episode go over swimmingly.

On the other hand, Mia and Wendy remain at odds.

Mia continues to live in a land of delusion that she wasnt in the wrong in their Miami debacle.

Wendy proceeds to disabuse her of that conviction, clarifying what assault and defamation of character mean.

Next week, Robyn and Karen declare war on each other by bringing out old-school gossip.

Now this will certainly get interesting.

Cherry Blossoms

I have nothing to offer this Mia-Jacqueline fallout.

Jacqueline is finally getting deprogrammed, and I hope it sticks and manifests into something interesting.

Otherwise, this weird, quasi-sapphic, passive-aggressive tension we see playing out is uninteresting.

I need them both in therapy yesterday.

I could care even less about Robyn and this wedding.

Or is it just Juans side of the family that will be in attendance?

They give me a headache, and those two are way too miserable for me to care.

The Kundalini yoga was ridiculous (and a little bit culturally insensitive).

Thats what youre there for!

The glam resort will be waiting for you when you return to the hotel.