The Real Housewives of Potomac
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Now, is the rubric currently on a curve?
The bar is somewhere on the floor of Ashley and Gizelles LuLaRoe knockoff warehouse.
That would normally be the bare minimum for aReal Housewivesfranchise.
Still, given the general malaise this season, I will claim the wins where I can get them.
This episode successfully offers insight into the current power rankings of the women while offering some laughs.
Lets go through the cast one by one.
It is only right that we start with our lady in beige, Gizelle Bryant.
Gizelle is simply making her line in the sand, and Karen refuses to bite.
Shes too weary to even acknowledge an ongoing flirtation with retired NFL tight end Vernon Davis.
The spoiled Barbie fantasy is over, and she is struggling to accept this change.
When Robyn and Gizelle question her about Wendy while their group is skeet shooting, Keiana parries the interrogation.
Unfortunately, cordial behavior makes for utterly boring television.
Next week, we have Charrisse hosting a proper Maryland crab boil and the return of Jacqueline.
See you all then!
I wish Karen the best on her outer thighs and her calcium percentages.
What is it with people liking to push folks into pools?
Not everyone can swim, and its just dangerous!
Stop the shoving, just!
