The Real Housewives of Orange County
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The only phrases I might say more often are Is there any chocolate?
and Wow, these poppers arestrong!
I mean, duh, Tamra.
Weve watched the pasteightseasons of the show.
We know that Shannon is more self-absorbed than a narcissist made entirely out of sponges.
Then Gina pops by the house.
Im sorry, but in this day and age, that is psychopathic behavior.
The only thing worse than that is leaving a voice-mail.
Heather scoffs at this, as did Terry when he brought up the same idea early.
But there is a subtle difference between these two fights.
The one between Heather and Gina is of an old variety.
But the show stuff is all subtext that theyre not addressing.
The fourth wall is fully intact.
As far as Im concerned, this is the final frontier of Housewifery.
It removes any subtext about the show and makes it text.
(1) Her boyfriend, who she met at CUT Fitness (RIP), is hot.
(3) Her family lives in Oklahoma, where it runs a business.
Since its in Oklahoma, it probably concerns one of the states two greatest exports: oil and flatness.
Gina is right: Never talk shit in front of the food.
Thats what Jesus and my mother call manners.
Tamra says, in contrast, her life sucks.
But they seem to make up, and they seem to be doing well.
Then we get a preview of the shouting were about to see next week.
