The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Because I was fired.
Yes, Vicki, we know.
I mean, its all just so obvious.
Tamra (or was it Shannon?)
opens the door, and shes standing there with her rictus agape and making a moaning sound.
Its like a scream, but its on the inhale, like an exhausted Electrolux.
Its like the opposite of what Kelly Dodd was doing on thewindow of the Quiet Woman.
We got a To Be Continued …, but there was no continuation.
(I think well see more of this next week when she declares shes done with the show.)
I see her point, but my problem with Heather is that this is a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy.
She decided there was no way they could be happy for her about the sale.
I find that hard to believe.
Where are you going?
What do the kids think?
Do they have to change schools?
that I dont think I could be shady about it.
The bullshit Heather alludes to is all because her friends found out about the sale in the press.
Now shes like, Look at how mad they are.
Yeah, because she did them dirty.
So, yes, I see all of your points.
I still think what Heather did was dumb, but at least I have an understanding of her motivation.
Gina asks if shes okay, and she says shes fine.
Of course, she is.
Shes wearing a stunning one-piece.
This is her at the height of her powers.
Its like shes Emily Sanderson, and someone just lit the Black Flame candle.
That night, everyone shows up at dinner and learns that Vicki is there.
I loved it all.
Here for all of it.
There were actually a lot of insults going back and forth this week.
Heather said that Emily looked like Snuffleupagus.
(His name is actuallyMr.
Snuffleupagus, if youre nasty.)
Yes, he may be Heathers favorite character, but this is not a compliment.
Mr. Snuffie G, as the kids call him, is a giant, hairy monster.
None of those words have positive connotations.
When theyre riding ATVs to the cenote she says that Shannon looks like Jennifer Coolidge fromWhite Lotusriding a Vespa.
(Seriously though, what time of year is it?
It looks like theyre the only women in all of Playa del Carmen.)
She very quietly asks Jenn why she keeps taking everyones lumps when it comes to Ryan.
Youre malicious about it, and youre mean about it.
Apparently, now Tamra has some new evidence against Ryan.
The kicker is Jenn already knows this.
This is old news.
The rest of the fight is really weird.
Its Tamra accusing Jenn of buying fake clothes and designer fashions.
Um, maybe she just hired a stylist?
She is on TV.
Then she tells her she is boring and irrelevant, but its her first season on the show.
Give her some time, Tammy Sue.
Then she says she is doing all this because she doesnt want Jenn to get hurt.
Jenn replies, So you busy yourself with my pain.
Finally, Gina asks her the question we all want to know: Why are you with this person?
Yes, and that also ended her friendship, but she was right.
She thinks back on what Gina asked, Why are you with this person?
And she doesnt know.
She doesnt know why she blew up her family to be with him.
She doesnt know why she threw it all away for a player.
She doesnt know if he will stay with her.
And, right now, thats all she can do.
