The Real Housewives of Orange County
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There is a lot of work to do around the old Real Housewives Institute today.
Also, when does anyone waste Emilys time?
Also, if your time is being wasted, when has anyone ever handed that person a taco?
Does it make your wasted time more enjoyable?
But does it stop your time from being wasted?
Well, maybe a little because now youre eating, so its like multitasking.
Do we care about the Shannon and Tamra fight?
Not really, mostly because I dont understand it.
Ugh, can we ignore it for a little bit longer?
Great, it looks like we can.
I wish I was a good enough comedy writer that anything I just put down wasnt absolutely true.
What, exactly, is this room?
Is it their garage?
Do they just have like a staging room in their house?
We know Heather has a room for her luggage.
Did she also invent a Getting the Kids Ready for College Room?
Has this been its sole and entire purpose its entire existence?
This is all too much.
Nicky is only going to a school in L.A. Hes not even going that far!
And theyre not going to use any of this shit.
College kids are absolutely feral and you should give them nothing.
(Ugh, were back here already.
Both think that theyre absolutely correct, and Heather doesnt think theyll find any resolution.
(She was amazing, duh.)
Then, after pause more pregnant than the Octomom, Shannon orders a vodka soda.
Good job, Shan.
It is a Flam-ingle party, and everyone has to wear pink?
I dont make up these themes.
Heather says she looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but she gave some fake-ass meaning.
I mean, come on, Heather.
Its right there in the name.
I think shell give us nothing.
Tamra then tries to use this as an illustration about how Shannon only cares about herself.
Thats the thing, Shannondoesonly care about herself.
This fight is so weird because its just Tamra and Shannon acknowledging that the other is an awful person.
Yes, this is all true.
Thats who Shannon is.
You have to accept that.
(She appeared slightly overserved.)
Yeah, Tamra is unhinged.
Shes angry, she flies off the handle, she says mean things about friends and enemies alike.
Shes always been like that and always will.
But there has to be something nice in there too.
