The Real Housewives of Orange County
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(I dont know where the Jackson came from, but it sounded nice in the moment.)
The glossy color-blocked short set she wears to Chez Dubrow?
Her blue and white dress with the giant Countess by Luann de Lesseps statement necklace?
She not only understood the assignment, she also got a five on the AP test.
The episode starts with Noella telling Gina that she found her soon-to-be ex-husband Sour James in Mykonos.
Then Gina asks a question that only has one answer: What is he doing in Mykonos?
That is all one could or should be doing in the Greek paradise.
Is that how Noella diddles?
Enjoy it, sister.
This meeting between the two of them is a great scene because its what happens when thirsty meets phony.
Heather confronts Noella about calling her a fake bitch, which is something we all know to be true.
She tells Heather she only said that because shes lashing out.
Then Heather asked about why she told Gina she couldnt be trusted.
What, exactly, does that mean in this context?
I am not above it.
I would just refuse to see them.
However, Heather is contractually obligated to be Noellas friend.
Is she saying she is going to stop filming with her?
That shes going to venture to freeze her out?
That she wont invite her on cast trips?
The same comment hits a little bit differently when Nicole tells Noella the same thing on FaceTime.
I think youre being unkind, so Im ending this call.
It was as scripted asHot in Cleveland.
The other reason that Im loving this season has to do with Emily Simpson.
Are you eating a sandwich?
Yes, is that wrong?
This is the funniest and truest thing I have ever heard.
Who wants to detox in a sauna when instead you could be having a $5 footlong?
Also, its turkey!
Turkey is free of all toxins.
I also know they would rather do just about anything than read a book that is not about communism.
Maybe I just know the wrong teenagers, who knows.
)Here is the articlewe see flashed on the screen if you want to investigate further.
No one paid for me to go to school, Dr. Jen.
Q: What did she pay her ex back for?
(A: Everything.)
Q: Was he hot?
(A: No.)
And every time Jen tries to give her a polite answer, Emily doesnt believe her.
She doesnt believe that Jen was into his personality.
She doesnt believe she wasnt in it for the money, and she wont let Jen escape.
