The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Before it even started, I was like, Ugh, another season ofRHOCto suffer through.
I dont think this show needs to change, just my expectations of it.
With those fresh eyes, I will say that I enjoyed this episode much more.
Maybe thats because I love when Bravo rewards us for a lifetime of viewership.
Is this all you have to do to be rich?
Color-coordinate everything and be wasteful?
Because I can arrange that.
Um, so how exactly did these kids turn into douches?
Was it by Heather performing momness with displays of wealth that totally spoiled her children?
I dont know if the answer is for sure yes, but I am leaning in that direction.
I know this is a reality show and all, but this didnt make sense to me.
Its not like youd ask Michael Phelps to come sit poolside at your swimming lesson.
Heather offered her a part in the project when she was wasted and she was all like, Sure!
but now she doesnt want to.
Tamra says she is very sorry for what she said, she was drunk, she didnt mean it.
Blah, blah, blah.
Its the usual Tamra b.s.
Shannon is still holding onto her pain and, until it is discussed, Tamra will never be forgiven.
The American (deep toke) dream.
(It wasnt, but wouldnt that have been hilarious?)
Because of this, I think Gina has it out for Jenn.
I mean, this is some straight-people bullshit.
What business is it of Ginas?
(like dont take away my visa, King Charles and Queen Camilla.
I like it here.
Well, at least in the summer.)
But Jenn is really shooting herself in the foot with this one.
Do you expect any of us to believe that?
(On her first try, unlike Shane.)
Well, shes been caught lying about it and, yes, it makes her look bad.
So maybe theres a season in here after all.
