The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Lets hear it for the hero of this episode.
is his one-word reply.
Yassssss, my future stoner!
Lets normalize more people bringing pot as a host gift.
I dont drink, chocolates make me fat, and flowers make me sneeze.
However, a nice $20 joint to enjoy before dessert?
Sign me up, sister!
And look at how wasted everyone always gets on this show.
Tamra is so drunk she fumbled her storming out of that party, stumbling over Katies gate.
Before we get to that, let us first discuss Terry Dubrows plastic surgery.
Hes getting a nose job because his snoring isso loud.
How loud is it?you ask.
Hes going to do more to it?
This is a guy who is on a show about botched plastic surgery.
When does he step away from the easel?
(That she called the paps is as clear as the new nose on Terrys face.)
No one knows Heather like Terry, and he totally called it.
That has always been her modus operandi on the show for a decade.
When shes aggrieved, she forces people to do their penance before she forgives them.
We should start calling her 10 Hail Marys Dubrow.
But the moment is the walking down the hallway and Heather tells him, Dont admonish me on camera.
I dont like that.
That moment, right there, is exactly Heather.
Thats exactly what happened last episode when Emily tried to talk about how she felt at Heathers fashion show.
Emily says as much in this episode.
Thats not everything now, is it?
), and everyone knows about the lawsuit.
Tamra says she is going to call Shannon, Because shes probably in the fetal position somewhere.
When she calls, Shannon doesnt answer.
This is a technological malfunction.
This is serendipity going completely awry and possibly hurting Shannon and I dont think we should stand for it.
Heres the thing: I dont think Alexis is behind all of this.
No, no, no, no, no.
I know the author of thePeoplearticle is close with several of the women from the OC.
I guess thats the patriarchy, though, right?
Andy Cohen should send this asshole a fruit basket.
(The mint-flavored joints are da bomb dot com.)
Gina cant make it, and Shannon isnt invited because shes not in a couple.
It turns out Katie is an excellent host.
Why cant these two get along?
Well, its because Ryan went on a podcast and talked all kinds of shit about Tamra and Eddie.
He walks away, saying, I have nothing to say to you.
I have always had great admiration for Eddie Judge.
He also didnt really talk about Eddie as a businessman.
Also, Tamra really did drag this guys name through the mud last season.
Was she not expecting retaliation of any sort?
What I do agree with is that Eddie didnt talk shit about Ryan.
That is totally the wrong reaction.
He doesnt need to say anything.
Ryan Vieth (Tamras son) has it bad enough; he doesnt need to be dragged into this.
Just listen to him have a go at explain what he does to Katies husband, Matt.
Thats when Tamra stumbles off without telling anyone and puts an end to the scene.
But across town, something else was unfolding.
Shannon Storms Beador washed her face and got into her comfiest jammy jams.
She got into bed and called for the love of her life.
Time to go night night, she yelled, waving a baby carrot.
Archie saw or smelled it or both, jumping right up on the bed and snuggling into Shannon.
But he didnt mind.
No one can calm her, no one can settle her.
Shannon is a dervish of despair and a black hole of need, but Archie still loves her.
Archie always loves her.
Im the best boy.
Can I have another carrot?
Im the best boy.
