The Real Housewives of Orange County
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While this episode was a little bit lackluster, it had plenty of first-wave Housewifery.
Katie is getting mad that not everyone is being nice to the new girl?
A husband lumbering around the house with a ubiquitous Big Gulp.
A fight about which particular woman owns a gym.
Is this the glory days of 2009?
These days, its all divorces, court cases, and lawsuits.
just, just,pleaselet us get back to only fighting about who owns a gym.
Alexis even calls it my gym when shes talking to Gina about it.
There are a few issues going on here with Alexis, and I dont like any one of them.
(If you have not seen it, I cant recommend it highly enough.)
I feel like this is true to some extent.
Thats not Alexiss fault; thats Johns.
That is someSWFbullshit if I ever saw it.
One detail about this whole discussion perfectly illustrates why I have always hated Alexis Bellino.
You cant call it your gym unless you own it.
Did you buy the place?
she says in confessional.
This is both a stupid and easily disproven argument, like everything Alexis lobs at us.
We call lots of things ours.
I bet Alexis goes to her church every Sunday.
Did she purchase it from our lord and savior, Jesus H. Christ?
Can she call it her church even if she doesnt own it?
Is it still her church if she hasnt been in six months?
Thats how that famous story about two women fighting over a baby ends, right?
This whole conversation goes down at Emilys flag-football event, which is one of the most curious events inHousewiveshistory.
The only person who is enjoying herself is Heather Dubrow, who was designated the referee.
She says she will have no place to live and no car if he breaks up with her.
Um, it is clearly the cold, bitchy one.
We have all watched Fancy Pants long enough to know that if she is anything, she is phony.
Still, Sutton is not wrong to warn Katie about taking on Heather.
Even Im not that dumb, and I like to blow-dry my hair while Im still in the tub.
If there is one thing Emily will do, its rock a one-piece.
I dont know what the opposite of Kryptonite is, but it might just be Emily in a swimsuit.
Finally, theres Gina.
Oh, man, Gina.
I thought this was a stupid idea.
Sorry, I still think this is a stupid idea.
As Tamra says, shes never heard of someone moving out after four years and the relationship surviving.
But I think I finally understand Ginas rationale for this.
She needs to put herself and her three kids first.
