The Real Housewives of Orange County
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This season ofRHOChas been like a wave pool at a Vegas hotel.
This episode is definitely more of a Snickers bar in the water kind of episode.
Then there is the stale Ritz Cracker of a fight between Gina and Shannon.
Ugh, put it all to rest.
Because Noella passed out in the middle of it, they never got to finish the ritual.
Like the good Italian Catholic girl that she is, Gina knows that this is not some bad mojo.
She knows that this is a full-on demon.
She calls Shauna, a psychic medium, to come and help cleanse her soul.
Shauna is much gentler.
We know thats not what a demon looks like.
Shauna keeps pulling the phantom thread and then throwing it out of the window.
In a confessional, Emily says, I hope its not in my car.
I parked across the street.
The genius editors contrast this with an earlier scene where Noella sees her teacher of conscious relationships.
That is not a job title.
That is aSNLWeekend Update parody character played by Bowen Yang.
They talk a lot about manifesting and self-love and Noella letting go of the hurt her father caused her.
I want Gina and Emily having an exorcism and clowning on it the whole time.
What is not fun is the fight that Gina and Shannon have at Jens party.
(To make it worse, when Ginas mother meets Shannon, she thanks her for exactly that.)
Thats what drives me crazy about Shannon, and its something that Heather picks up on too.
Shannon tells her, I am nothing but a supportive friend, and thats it.
Shannon has to have everyone think shes perfect.
Or did she eat an edible and pee her Spanx?
Either way, Shannon cant let herself look bad, which is detrimental to being on this show.
This show is all about looking bad.
Its about messing up, being awful to your friends, and then apologizing for it.
But Shannon cant apologize.
She cant admit that shes wrong.
(Two trillion years for each lemon in the bowl.)
It looks like this fight will only worsen when the ladies go to Aspen.
I dont care about Shannon and Ginas jealousy.
