The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Heather was furious, but she was calm.
She never resorts to shouting, never stoops to name-calling, never sullies herself with shade.
Naturally, this all comes back up later in the episode.
Or learn how to rope.
The division of labor here is unclear.
Cant they, I dont know, take turns?
That just seems fair to me.
To this I say, Ah Doooooooyyyyyy.
Of course she is.
Thats what she does.
Is the Unabomber still writing anti-government screeds?
Well, no,because hes dead.Butif he were still alive, he would be.
Because, yes, were gonna roll the tape.
I dont know if Tamra did it on purpose.
No, she wants to be a model.
But I have some sad news for our Annabelle.
Everyone on TiksToks will call her a nepo baby because her father is Shane Simpson.
You know, of the Cox Cablevision public-access talk showShane Says?
Okay, so back to Tamra and Jenn.
However, this whole recap is about Tamra, which tells you all you gotta know about Jenn.
Tamra was going around telling Heather and Shannon that Jenn told her that Ryan cheated on her.
Heather says that happened during a Ross & Rachel break, and she wasnt upset.
Tamra shoots her a look that says, Bitch, I answered those phone calls.
Tamra learned this from her friend Heather, who is not Heather Dubrow.
When theyre having this conversation, Heather says, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
I dont think this is exactly right.
They see its bad; they never do it again.
I think that case exists.
Ryan, however, is not one of those.
Ryan has cheated ineveryrelationship hes been in.
This guy is basicallyTom Sandovalwith a better body and no nail polish.
He is going to cheat on everyone.
He is definitely going to cheat on Jenn.
I know that, and Im not even Allison DuBois.
She says because its gross and her husband didnt know.
But what about all the times you talked when cameras werent around?
Also, theyve been on vacations with this dude.
Now Tamra is going to trash him just so she can do better at the show?
To this I say, Ah Doooooooyyyyyy.
Of course, she is.
Thats what she does.
I call bullshit on this.
I also call bullshit on a lot of what Jenn is doing.
Shes mad that Jenn is an adulterer, to which I say grow the fuck up.
Earlier in the day, it seemed like Gina was finally over it.
She brings it all up to Jenn, and, actually, Jenn acquitted herself quite nicely.
But, Gina, we all make mistakes.
We all do stupid things.
We learn, we grow, we do better.
To hold Jenn accountable for her own mistake is a bit silly.
I get that Gina is triggered.
Gina would be the first one to say, Im a different person now.
That was a mistake.
I wont do it again.
Why cant she give Jenn the same grace?
The new BF doesnt want to help you get over the old BF.
That is what therapy, excessive drinking, girls trips, and your bitchy gay friends are for.
And thats just how she does it, betray and soothe, betray and soothe.
You cant get anything to stick on Tamra except maybe this paycheck.
