The Real Housewives of Orange County
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The evidence is mounting that this will not be the right guy for her.
What is going on with you straight people at the gym?
Watch your wife around him.
Like, get out theShannon Beador lying under a gravestone meme; thats how bad it is.
Now we find out that married chicks are his thing?
He must get off on having something that is someone elses or something hes not supposed to have.
Is Ryan like the OC Cuck Master or something?
Is that his kink?
None of this is bad.
If Ryan wants to cheat on everyone hes ever been with, then let him.
Also, if his kink is to be King Cuck, also good for him.
Be consenting adults and fuck in as many adventurous permutations as your imagination can manifest.
I dont give a fuck.
The problem is this doesnt seem to be the kind of relationship that Jenn wants.
She wants a man with a capitalM.
She wants someone who will be there for her all the time and be completely hand-to-God-and-Jim-Bellino faithful.
She is not wrong to want that.
However, she will not get that from Ryan, a man with a golden retriever named Maverick.
(Did you know former Housewives Lydia McLaughlin and Eva Marcille both have sons named Maverick?)
He thinks that everyone sees their love and wants to destroy it.
Just take what happened in the friendship between Jenn, Heather Unibrow, and Tamra.
Jenn says Heath Uni and Ryan were close friends, like siblings.
When she started hanging and banging with Ryan, she became very close to Heather Unibrow.
The pair, along with Tamra, were like the new Tres Amigas.
Um, this is cool and all, but if this happened, why couldnt we get H.U.
Because of that, she had to stop hanging out with Heather Unibrow.
You know what they say: chicks before dicks, brahs before bras, shimbos before himbos.
The reason that Heather Unibrow, someone who knows Ryan intimately, was dropping these dimes was towarn you.
Youshould havedoubted your relationship with this guy, which is why Heather was telling you all of this.
She was basically saying, I know how Ryan works andhe will never emotionally fulfill you.
(kindly share yours at #DreamBravoBluntRotation.)
What did I just see?
Is this just practicing for being in the nursing home or getting a job in one?
Is this Ryans other kink?
Is Jenn an adult baby?
Jenn Pedranti is an adult baby.
(Not really, but we can pretend.)
The next day, everyone has a great time.
I dont know, Ive worn some short shorts in my day and Ive never shown brain.
Wouldnt you feel it?
Wouldnt you know one ball was colder than the other?
Im sorry, but my favorite genre ofHousewivesis the women being bad at things.
I could watch these women fail at any single activity known to man and still enjoy myself.
Now Heather feels left out.
Everyone has a buddy.
Tamra has Shannon, but also Jenn and also Taylor.
Heather has nothing other than her unblinking desire to be drafted into the big leagues:RHOBH.
I dont know, Im with Heather on this one.
yo, no matter what you do, dont ever introduce him to Ryan.
