The Real Housewives of Orange County

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Shannon Beador is an inherently frantic person.

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Moon could ever quell it.

What this scene does provide us, though, is Emily and Shane butting heads.

Not literally, of course, that would be physically impossible without a step-ladder.

Yet no roles have actually been booked.

And if so, where are the offers?

Are we waiting for aMalibu Countryreboot?

No, you didnt sit on the remote.

Its an interactive streaming platform called Fireside that he co-founded with Falon Fatemi.

But what does an interactive streaming platform actually mean?

And for that reason, Im out.

After all, thats the show for women who dont act but still identify as actresses.

But not only is she buying this new place, but shes also considering selling their OC house.

As the GM of a studio apartment, I can commiserate with Heather Dubrow; its grueling work.

There was the blowout Amsterdam boat fight onRHOBHthat culminated with Brandi Glanville slapping Lisa Vanderpump.

And just the other week, the OC ladies were all screaming at each other while at sea.

Tamras on edge because she hasnt seen Ryan since her campaign against him.

And Im on edge because Ryans wearing the craziest jacket Ive ever seen.

As if that wasnt weird enough, he then offers Eddie an apology.

Is he copping to one of the accusations against him?

But despite what theyve heard, they see this dinner as an opportunity to clear it all up.

Did he cheat on his last wife?

Did he say that he wanted to fuck Tamra?

No, but he did say she was hot.

Did he cheat on Jenn?

No, they were on break, but Jenn still feels like she was cheated on.

Until the next accidental dick pic, at least.