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She hates her like vegans hate factory farming.
She hates her like hot boys on Grindr hate responding to you.
She hates her likeMitch McConnell hates spinning out at public press conferences.
Thats the long and short of it.
Sai hates Jessel, but that is the one thing she cant say.
Well, maybe hate is a strong word, but Sai dislikes her.
She thinks Jessel talks too much, compares herself too much, and is too annoying.
It seems like everything about Jessel turns Sai off.
At one point, Jessel says that Sai doesnt like her because she dresses better than Sai.
Sai is on the phone, snickering about it like the sorority sisters that they are.
What is she, an oven?
Sai asks Erin, which would be funny if it wasnt so mean.
Thats the point of this whole operation that Bravo has created.
The job is to meet new people and take a stab at befriend them.
The person who wont give you what you want is the person you go after the most.
I have a theory about Jessel and her relationship to Sai and Erin.
I think that Jessel and Pavit are both huge nerds.
She tells Jenna that she feels like she has to prove herself.
I love Ubah so much more when shes alone than with the group.
It is the same with Jenna, who we see trying on expensive glasses with her son.
I dont care if Jenna never talked to the other women again.
I dont care if she goes full-on Mary Cosby and never leaves the sprinter van.
What if Jenna has her own adventures and never talks to the rest of the crew?
She could be theUncle Traveling Mattof Housewives.
Its basically the new Spin.
Call Carole Radziwill and tell her.
I genuinely dont care.
Yes, this is it!
Sai keeps having all of these reasons she doesnt like Jessel, but they are not reasons at all.
She just doesnt care.
When Jessel and Pavit show up, Erin and Sai start grilling him about what is happening in Vietnam.
Blah, blah, blah.
This is plane-nerd shit.
How do I know?
Well, because I live with one.
What Pavit is doing isa thing.
I mean, look at Pavit.
He is handsome, he seems wonderful and supportive, but this guy has no game.
He has the opposite of game.
He has rain delay.
I dont think for a second that Pavit is out there cheating.
But no, Sai asks, But why are you going?
Girl, because of the points!
How many times does he have to tell you?
She was only there because she was being nice.
Start with a genuine grievance.
Instead, she starts with, I didnt even want to be there.
But you should have been.
Jessel called the lunch because she was trying to get to know Sai, which is her job.
She was trying to penetrate her frosty exterior to see if there was a friendship there.
She said she talked about her mother and never wanted to talk about it again.
But how would Jessel know that?
The conversation then turns to how Jessel lies all the time.
Sai treats this like some betrayal.
Who can listen to him talk about all of this shit?
Or who wants to explain to their friends their husbands arcane system of booking travel for rewards?
This isnt a lie; its an inconsistency because Pavits plans keep changing.
Erin also gets into it and says that Jessel is such a liar.
What has she lied about?
Jessels problem, if anything, is she cant keep from telling you the truth at length.
Its not because shes lying.
That wasnt the answer, even though Pavit doesnt remember because he was six cocktails deep at the time.
Thats the whole problem right there.
Its not like Pavit is Michael Darby.
Its not like were all like, What is going on with those two?
He seems to hate her and is always cheating.
Why is Sai trying to drag them through the mud?
