The Real Housewives of New York City
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Greetings, cackling hags!
Choke down the last slice of your rainbow sashimi pizza from[redacted], and lets begin.
(Does this mean it isnt too late for me to go to space camp?)
If nothing else, there are definitely some tissues down there.
I dont hate it.
Anyway, Jessel emphatically protests: It was a joke!
Jenna generously comes to Jessels defense, insisting that shed be totally fine if Jessel calledhera cackling hag.
And so Jesselscarpesthediem, playfully calling out across the table: Jenna, youre a cackling old hag.
When did old enter into it?
We could have the makings of a top-tier Housewife on our hands.
That said: The more challenging aspects of Jessels personality can also make for less compelling television.
Has Erin been summoned here to … receive an apology?
I believe the technical term is big whoop.
Jessel, however, has apparently interpreted this misunderstanding as condescension if not an outright special-place-in-hell act of misogyny.
Erin bristles at the suggestion that she doesnt embrace working women.
Is Erin calling her a princess?
I mean … kind of?
Were just very different people, Erin tells her.
I dont really understand the way sometimes you … are.
(Echoes of I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
featuring what gives the impression of two of the flower puppets fromPee-wees Playhouse(RIPPaul Reubens).
Theres a lot of fashion going on here, he says, and I would surely have to agree.
The only cast member not in attendance is Jenna.
I deeply appreciate Jennas holiday maximalism; as she says, arent lights just sequins on a plant?
She tells the women she misses them, and it is, all in all, a pleasant exchange.
Or … is it?
Does an unstructured family hang constitute an event in the strictest sense of the word?
I dont need to crack fire up the OED to know my answer: Who cares?
Still love you, girl.
