The Real Housewives of New York City
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Jenna wants to skulk back to her own Hamptons house in the middle of the night?
That is the zen koan of the Bravo age.
No, but like obsessed.
I stan so hard, I am married, divorced, and remarried to Dorothy Zbornak.
Its like staying at Erins house.
Yes, she might have had an early call.
Yes, they might have been partying at 10:30 p.m., and it drove Jenna crazy.
Jenna says shes never had a group of female friends; she doesnt get it.
I dont think it ever occurred to Jenna that she was being rude.
It seems that, for all of her confidence in her own taste, shes also very self-conscious.
She says, I didnt think you would even notice, to the women.
She also has no idea how to handle herself in this group of women.
At lunch, everyone brings up Jessel totally trashing Jennas gift of lingerie from the night before.
(Its confirmed in this episode that the line was made by a friend of Jennas.)
I did get one amazing glimmer of hope, though.
More of this, hey!
What else happened in this episode?
South is where its at, but this is nice too.
Maybe thats because I am starving.
What happened to the girl who only hangs out in kitchens and bathrooms?
As the conversation deepens, Erin says the only true thing I have ever heard on theReal Housewives.
She says, Maybe I just like Jenna more.
I absolutely agree with Jenna, but also,damn, she looks fucking good.
Were trying to dismantle the patriarchy.
Jenna, we know you got it; its time to bring it.
Like, does that mean you let Mitch McConnell rim you after a fundraiser?
Oh, and Jessel got a Popsicle stuck in her poonani?
Thats why I loved the stories Sai was telling after dinner.
Jenna and Erin are drinking sake from kids cups Erin got at the dollar store.
They remark how much they love the dollar store.
That just broke my heart but also made me understand exactly who she was and where she came from.
Still, none of us have as much to learn as Jenna (always both names!)
