The Real Housewives of New York City
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I have said it before, and I will probably say it again: Erin Mew Mew Lichy sucks!
Why is it true in this episode?
Erin denies that Brynn was in on the prank.
In confessional, Erin says that this whole thing is a great way to see how Brynn changes stories.
If Brynn is guilty, then Erin is also guilty.
The two of them are on the worlds most rotten ship and must go down together.
Erin yells at everyone to shut up so she can speak.
The whole prank is about the mysterious father.
Then Erin tells the group, I didnt know this would be the topic of discussion at dodgeball.
If she didnt think this would be the topic of conversation, then why start the prank?
(Damn it, her hair is always bouncy.)
She has no place being mad at Racquel for doing the right thing.
Then Erin says that it was not a test, it was a prank.
Also, thats not how pranks work.
The prank only works if they share it with everyone.
How could they resist?
So, in conclusion, Erin is WRONG!
(kindly dont let this reunion have three parts.)
Before discussing how Erin is right, let us briefly detour to how Becky Minkoff is wrong about Scientology.
Okay, so everyone who doesnt believe in Scientology or points out its bad behavior is a bigot?
If I talk about the Catholic churchs multiple sexual abuse scandals does that mean Im a bigot?
It means I know the truth.
Yeah, sounds like a great place, Becky.
Lets all sign up!
And the knock-on effect of Erin sharing her story is that other women share their stories.
We see it in the episode.
Heck, Im not even a woman and know this is right.
Thats where I draw the line.
Ugh, how is Erin Mew Mew Lichy making me cry real tears at home on my couch?
The final scene of the episode is when Erin meets her father for scooped-out bagels (WRONG!)
to tell him for the first time, 18 years later, about her abortion.
She could have done all of this off-camera.
Maybe she doesnt suck so much after all.
What a legacy to leave behind for Erin, her father, and the show.
Finally, Erin did something RIGHT!
