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Am I Team Brynn or Team Erin?
Am I Team Erin or Team Brynn?
Back and forth, back and forth, like one of those sprinklers oscillating on suburban lawns.
How many grandmothers couches had to die for that dress?
Girl, we saw you flirt with that husband!
Im firmly in the stance that flirting is always good.
Flirt often and liberally.
Flirt shamelessly and with abandon.
Flirt with men, women, and those who identify as neither.
A little bit of flirting is never a bad thing.
Brynn is waiting for an apology from Erin that is not deserved and will never come.
Brynn is denying two true things here: that the party was boring and that she flirted with Abe.
Sai cuts the argument short by ordering food because that is apparently her only joke.
The conversation then turns to Jenna and how she has difficulty opening up to the other women.
Also, I love a Housewives storyline about not sharingenough.
I mean, what else do you want?
For Jenna to put a QR code for her period-tracking app in the group chat?
Then, she turns the spotlight on Jessel.
No one was amused.
God, how is Erin just a walking pair of granny panties?
(For the record, the only thing I like more than flirting is dysfunctional mother talk.)
Then she had a heart attack all alone on a park bench.
No, Im not crying.
(I am also crying.)
Secondly, she wants to put her yoni in the sun.
She better be careful.
Josh Brolinburned his taintthat way.
Johan face, while taking pictures on Scary Island.
Yeah, thats not what she said.
Brynn was doing a bit.
Then Erin tells Brynn at the table that shes lying about this.
What?!?!?!
Erin, who got mad because someone was flirting with her husband jokingly, is calling Brynn too sensitive?
That is the picnic table calling ugly jewelry turquoise.
Even when Erin made a legitimately funny joke about looking like George Washington, I still cant like her.
Brynn decides to skip that nights dinner to stay home and rest.
This is a great Housewives rule on any trip, and I like Sai for instituting it.
We know whose team she is on.
Its Team Drama, and I think thats the team were all rooting for.
