The Real Housewives of New York City
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I have no problem with the women ofRHONY.
I also know that I would totally use that $16 bottle of oil as lube.)
I love all that stuff.
What I dont love is how they fight.
Or are they even fighting?
What is even going on with Brynn, Sai, and Ubah?
Why is Brynn threatening to go home?
I just absolutely dont get it.
Theres that old Wendys commercial that asks, Wheres the beef?
What I want to ask is,whythe beef?
I guess Ubah doesnt like that Brynn is condescending and interrupts her.
Brynn is mad that Ubah wont let her talk and calls her names.
I mean, really?
This is what were mad about?
looks like Erin only employs absolute hotties.
The next day she has Jake Cohen, her hot gay chef, come to make breakfast for everyone.
(I have the same bathing suit and … it does not look like that on me.)
Finally, Jenna asks Mercy and Dayanna a question, and eventheyregorgeous.
Is this Erin or the Hamptons?
Are ugly people not allowed to work there?
Is it some kind of zoning ordinance?
Her mother responded that her father was an asshole, too, so they should find a new name.
I love our lesbionic Housewives ever so much.
After this, Brynn starts talking about how she wants to leave Erins house.
Its not like someone was trying to make her sleep on the lower level.
That is a deal I would make any day of the week.
However, $250,000 to carry Jessels baby girl?
Though, it would be a bit of a slay.
One thing we havent seen?
Think about it for season three.
She says that shes waiting to put a team together and shes taking her time.
She says, People say Im hot and this is my moment, but Im hot all the time.
Doesnt she want to sell as much of it as she can while shes on this platform?
I mean, when was the last time someone ordered a Lynne Curtain cuff?
Does that mean he suckled the milk out of her boobies?
Are we sure this isnt a fetish thing?
Yeah, I wish I couldnt either.
Erin is saying the traditional prayer to start the meal and cant remember all the words.
Becky finishes it for her.
Erin, in confessional, says, How are you Jewish and a Scientologist?
I dont get it.
I guess thats as much criticism that the religion is going to get here on Bravo.
At the end of dinner, Erin and Brynn play a prank on everyone.
Didnt we learn last season that Erin is not to be trusted with practical jokes?
She decides that she is going to put two plastic cockroaches in Jennas pavlova.
Brynn immediately tells her that Ubah is going to hate it.
When Sai goes to check on her and sees the retching, she pukes in Erins sink.
Im sorry, but Erins sink gets everything she deserves.
The next morning, everyone convenes for breakfast, and this is when Brynn and Ubah have another meltdown.
I understand where Brynn is coming from, but that is going to happen no matter what.
Just by behaving on television, that terrible archetype will still exist.
Im not saying I agree with it, thats just what happens when you live in a racist society.
Hello, my name is Dame Brian Moylan, and welcome to my TED Talk.
Ubah isnt wrong about the way Brynn treats people.
Rather than yelling, shell just make a coy grin and throw a little dig at them.
Yeah, it might not be a name, per se, but its just as bad.
Its all a lot, but its also all nothing.
Its the dew on the Hamptons grass.
Its the neon yellow felt stuck on a tennis racquet.
Its the braided Challah made by a hot gay dude in your kitchen.
Its a plastic cockroach, its frozen eggs, its a breast pump that fits in your pocket.
But no matter what it is, its somehow all real, and were all stuck with it.
