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I got so excited.RHONYis back, baby!
That is until the final seconds of the episode.
What the hell do you play dodgeball on?)
and Erin smiles at Becky and says, That was good, and then Becky laughs.
Guys, its a trap.
I am not falling for this one.
Wait, Sai told Ubah.
As Brynn says, its 2024, baby.
Jenna was the only one upset to hear the news that had all the other girls tittering.
She says that partners and kids are off limits, so this unfounded gossip hit her the wrong way.
At the end of the game (Match?
What do you call a unit of dodgeball?
), Jenna tells Becky that everyone is talking about her and she should be very careful.
Jenna doesnt want to repeat the gossip, so Becky tells Jenna to tell her with her eyes.
Jenna looks at Erin, and that is when their tiff starts.
I was so excited for a moment, but here is the evidence that it is not true.
She could have miscarried, she could have had an abortion (are those still legal in America?
), she could have given it up for adoption, but there is no baby.
Also, we never see Becky tell Erin that shes pregnant and we know the lunch was filmed.
Dont you think they would have at least dusted off the footage of Becky telling Erin that shes expecting?
There is plenty of other circumstantial and character evidence.
Her first prank ended up in a hot tub fight with Ubah.
Her second prank ended up with Ubah puking up Jenna Lyons perfect pavlova (not a euphemism).
This is the kind of unfunny bullshit that she would totally think is a riot.
The only complicating factor is what Brynn heard from her source close to Gavin, asPeoplemagazine would say.
There are two possibilities.
Just look at how she got caught out twisting things that Jenna said about Jessel.
with a tone that construes both befuddlement, sadness, and exasperation all at once.)
Beckys swinger pregnancy (which would never have happened with soft swinging) might be true or partially true.
Frankly, I am hopping mad about it.
(It surely would have been good foreshadowing.)
The problem here is thatRHONYis currently giving us nothing.
It didnt let us in on the joke because, if we were, this would have been nothing.
Mel has even taken to calling him Gabe because hes like Gay Abe.
Erin showed up to this, was game, and seemed to have an actual good time.
This is an Erin I wouldnt completely despise.
The real star of this scene, however, was Racquel.
What is Racquels life?
Where is her memoir?
This isnt just about me hating Erin and Becky.
This behavior threatens the entire enterprise.
The redhead in the back seat watched as Jessel strolled by in her padded pants.
She clocked Jenna Lyons and her ball-dented sunglasses scurrying for an Uber.
Finally, her target emerged.
Gary, pull up alongside her, the redhead said.
Becky freaked out a bit as she heard the doors lock behind her.
Listen here, missy.
I didnt invent this whole fucking show for you to go and fucking ruin it.
The car sped away, and Jill Zarin was never happier to intervene.
