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But after watching her stoop sale, I think its gone too far.
But we didnt get any of that.
I was also shocked that no one could swing by to film with Jenna for a few minutes?
Sai is a fashion person, and you would think she would kill to be there.
Weve seen it covered multiple places; give us something.
I made more than $5,000 but less than $50,000 would have been a completely acceptable answer.
We dont need to count every coin, but is a ballpark too much to ask?
Lets count the not-at-all-relatable things in this short story.
Yeah, this is the kind of thing that happens to everyone.
She doesnt know what the ballroom theme is, thinking its more like the ending ofBeauty and the Beast.
She doesnt understand the dress code or why there are categories.
Its only 87 minutes!
Thats shorter than most podcasts.
Racquel tells Erin shes going to dress as Grace, and Erin thinks she means Grace Kelly.
When Racquel tells her it is Grace Jones, Erin doesnt know who that is.
You should see the face Im making right now.
Its a combination of I hate this lady so much and What is that smell?
Brynn: Shes in a white sequin gown with a gold cape over it.
Yes, one of the categories was Glitterific, but this is just what Brynn wears.
This could be any party.
Shes not doing anything original, nor is she outside of her comfort zone.Chop!
The reason shes at the bottom is it was too much of a costume.
How about Madonna-inspired instead of flat-out Madonna?
Also, if youre doing Madonna at a vogueing-themed party, wouldnt you go with a more 90s version?
If Jessels outfit was just ten years later, they might have won.
She loses some points for wearing a bra she then had to disentangle herself from mid-party at Jennas suggestion.
Erin and Abe: Giving Opposites Attract, Erin and Abe (a.k.a.
Gay Abe) came dressed as each other.
However, Abes note stands: He should have worn something sexier.
Jenna: As always, she understood the assignment and its tens across the board.
Shes in a tight, white, sequined gown with her boobs on full display.
A shockingly feminine long white wig and long pink nails that she licked seductively when she arrived.
She even wore a fake butt.
None of it is real!)
(That one was for the X-Men girlies.)
Racq-Mel: They have to win, its their party.
Dorit Kemsleyslast reunion dresswishes.
So which one was this?
Was it the one that is in the museum?
I bet none of them.
Brynn mostly talks about how she survived a sexual assault and how that has affected her life.
Im still not buying the book, but the insight was invaluable.
Just like we have the vibe-cession I think that this is a vibe-flict.
Like what are they even fighting about?
She is talking about how Erin is a liar and a gaslighter.
So, yeah, it seems like Erin is right; Ubah is coming for her.
Ubahs problem is that Erin is saying all of this but not saying it to her face.
(The Catholic Jesus wept; how am I on Erin Mew Mew Lichys side of an argument?)
This almost leads us to something interesting.
Sai says Erin is always listening but not understanding and that she seems to believe her own lies.
Okay, but come out and say it!
Get out those receipts.
None of them will.
They just keep it down, keep it diffuse, keep it vibes.
