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Guys, Erin sucks.
(Would buy if Instagram fed me an ad.)
Theres one adorable blonde named Mary who is very nervous and whom Jenna wants to flirt with.
Anyway, at the casting, Jenna tells Sai that Erin is pissed she left the party early.
Sais response: I dont care.
Yall, this is why Sai might be my second-favorite on the cast.
But Erin is not mad that Sai left early.
Why is she mad about this?
Yes, we have never experienced a group of clout-chasers quite like this group of women right here.
They all know theyre on this show and it is a sellable commodity.
This is Jenna Fucking Lyons, as her new dress-shirt monogram reads.
You listen to her recommendations and thank her kindly.
But not this group.
Brynn says she loves gifts, but when they come in bulk, its weird.
What are you talking about?
Thats the complete list.
It is literally Sais entire livelihood.
Brynn also says that Jenna hopes that all of the women post pictures of her gifts on social media.
Okay, two points.
Brynn is not even going to make a dent.
Theyre here for the clout.
Its not hating the player, its hating the game that they are all currently playing.
Anyway, were here to talk about Erin sucking.
But lets end with that, shall we.
I want you to walk away from this recap thinking,God, Brian really hates Erin.
Jessel sits her mom down to tell her that she had her twins through IVF.
That is actually a legit reason, but it is not what she told us before.
If she just told her mom, she could have had support and kept it under wraps.
Sorry, but this math aint mathing.
Okay, finally on to Erin.
Lets take these grievances one at a time.
First of all, Sai left because she was hungry and Erin didnt feed her.
I think that Sai is too hung up on the food and also that Erin never feeds her guests.
However, Sai is under no obligation to say good-bye.
She had, what, a thousand people at this party.
If they all said hello and good-bye, there wouldnt be time for anything other than not feeding people.
This is a bullshit grievance.
Secondly, there were too many goddamned speeches and these ladies are new friends.
They dont want to hear from your families.
This was not a listening party, this was a socializing party.
Finally and this is why I hate Erin the most Brynn was clearly joking.
Brynns shtick is that she flirts with everyone.
It does what it says on the tin, to use a British expression I am fond of.
Abe was laughing, Jessel was laughing, Brynn was laughing.
This was a joke.
Oh my God, spare me the precious-children defense.
Theyre not going to be scarred by overhearing Brynnjokingwith your husband.
Erin says, Im sick to my stomach.
I cant be in the same room as her.
Cause she made a bad joke?
Ugh, go buy another overpriced leather motorcycle jacket and get over it, Erin.
This comes to a head at Brynns wreath-making and brown avocado and cold French fries party.
Erin has this awful talent to take whatever people are talking about and make it about her grievances.
Jenna (I think) asks everyone what theyre doing for the holidays.
Sai has the perfect response: There were so many people talking I couldnt hear a thing.
Yes, that is because, as Brynn later says, the party wasboring.
No one wants to listen for that long.
Instead, she goes in on Brynn for making what was clearly a joke.
Brynns not entirely right here.
But we know thespiritin which she delivered them.
He delivers it telepathically.
I have never seen aHousewivesfight where someone was aggrieved andno oneelse took her side.
