The Real Housewives of New York City

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The sheer ordacity of Bravo not to give us a flashback.

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We need Ramona and Jills verdict on what thesocial registerwould make of this.

Interior design work is something that shes gotten to dive into since leaving J.

More room at the M&M Store for me then, Erin.

And just like that, Abe whips out a ring box and gives her a massive diamond.

In either case, Erin wins.

It proves that people dont choose to be Real Housewives; theyre born that way.

Little did Brynn know that soon enough there would be hoards of Bravo viewers whod be calling her mother.

The speeches begin, and by the inclusion of the Speaker No.

1 chyron at the bottom of the screen, its clear were in for the long haul.

You guys, he has four pages in his hand, Jenna warns the other horrified women.

Is it technically a vow renewal if its the first time theyre delivering them?

Hopefully not, because then theyd be avoiding the famousReal Housewivescurse.

But before she slips out, the ladies all watch as a random womans hair catches fire before them.

Its quickly extinguished, but Sais seen enough and pulls an Irish goodbye.

But to be fair, nobody was ablaze back in the Hamptons.