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It was not a good episode for my girl, Sir Jenna the Lyons-Hearted.
Sadly, neither of them ends well for my newest favorite Housewife.
But first, I want to focus on two extraordinary visits between our Housewives and their brothers.
(I made that up, but itfeelsright.)
Look at the three failed engagements!
Maybe she never will.
Or maybe she should have a kid on her own, as she proposes.
Or maybe she should elope.
Maybe, as she says, its thinking about the commitment thats the worst for her.
Maybe once she sees that the commitment is there and she doesnt feel so often its right for her.
There are so many maybes here, and I am fascinated by every single one.
The other brother meeting is Jenna with Spencer, the lovely scamp that gave her a very lasting nickname.
OMG, guys, did you see those pictures of the dental work?
Youre worried about the one thing that it is way too late to change: your body.
Also, Jenna has never been on a girls trip before.
Here is when we get to the big dilemma.
Jenna is worried about her skin condition and says that with a tan, it doesnt look so bad.
She tells Erin about this plan when Erin brings Jenna soup after her dental surgery.
(Of course the food that we finally see Erin delivering is soup.
Soup is to an actual meal what ODouls is to getting wasted.
She then says, as an aside, that she also gets to fly business instead of coach.
I am of two minds about this.
It wasntthe reasonshe went early, but it sure was a pot-sweetener.
There is another dimension to this whole thing that Jenna is missing.
But Jenna doesnt know that!
This is yet another reason why Erin, the girl who definitely bullied you in high school, ssssssuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkssssss.
She didnt tell me not to tell anyone, Erin says.
Also, all of the women want Jenna to fess up to something I dont think she did.
But theres another thing here about Jenna not knowing how to be in a group of girls.
Sai, always direct, says, Were really annoyed you didnt fly with us.
And I heard you didnt want to fly with us because it was coach.
If you missed out on that cause you wont fly coach, then thats whack.
I think Jenna would have understood that and taken it on board.
Instead, she walks into a trap, and Jenna only likes traps if theyre boobie traps.
(HEY-YO!!!
Im here all week.)
This brings me to Jennas gifts.
I finally understand what the girls are saying about her showering them with swag all the time.
But the generous part of me says something else.
She wants to impress them because she doesnt see herself as good enough for the group.
